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Clowns...Some say these creatures are actually a sub species of the commom 'human'..others say they are 'freaks'...Me? Well...They wake up human but as soon as the big red nose is placed upon their face,they are clowns.. there are dark forces at work...No matter what you think take my advice..NEVER trust a clown...
Reason 1: They use their enormous shoes to stash tiny evil
imps!(their feet aren't really that big)
Reason 2: When you try to have a convosation with one,they
constantly smile.This is because they know you
have no chance of escape from their evil plans.
Reason 3: They can fit 4 clowns into one tiny little car.
This is so they can save money and buy equipment
to carry out future evil plans.
Reason 4: They run around a circular pit, squirting the
audience with water.This is just training for
'Operation Acid Attack'
Reason 5: They dress in bright over-sized clothing.This is
to distract people while they contact their
superiors.
Reason 6: They threaten to come and kill you at 3am.
Reason 7: They don't turn up.
Reason 8: They dont tell you what day they are going to
kill you so you are forever terrified of 3am.
Reason 9: They pick on a select few and use hypnosis to make
them think that clowns are out to get them.
Reason 10: They make you so paranoid you feel the need to
make a webpage telling people not to trust clowns
